Come let us worship and bow down before Great Leader, American Caesar, Baal, the Friend of the Working Peoples.

Isn’t the media always warning us about mixing politics and faith? Wait, what they’re talking about is saving faith in government… never mind. By the way, what does “the sacrament of our national religion” mean? Is it a means of grace? It sounds important.

Too bad for them that the end of it is so:

1Sa 5:4 But when they rose early on the next morning, behold, Dagon had fallen face downward on the ground before the ark of the Lord, and the head of Dagon and both his hands were lying cut off on the threshold.