An old witticism notes that there are three sexes: male, female, and clergy.

For those of you not laughing, the comment alludes to a certain “softness” among some clergymen. I trust most of you who’ve been amid Catholic or mainline Protestant churches know what it means. Anyway, now that it’s becoming increasingly evident that today’s effeminate evangelical culture is headed down the same path as mainline protestantism last century, we may be seeing more fellows like this in the pulpit (except now they’ll be “on stage”).

And it won’t be just men, either. While “female pastor” is as phony a concept as “female husband” or “male bride,” you can bet that many of these lady impostors won’t be very… feminine. We’re back to that third sex again.